Saturday, March 31, 2012

April Fools: Upcoming Rumors and News for WoL

Please note that the following article was, with no intention to deceive anyone in utmost particular, written as an April Fools joke, this time, taking advantage of what some of us might perceive as a handful of 'potential bad ideas' that would have kicked Wonders in their metaphorical knees... take this as a grain of salt.

Dear readers,
It is with a very excited heart that I get to announce the fact that the foundation for the Wonders of Life pavilion's possible return is already in place. While some of us over at WOL4EVA are thrilled to hear of such news from an unsolicited whistleblower, there are some things you may need to know:
  • Rumor has it that Buzzy, from Cranium Command, has had a job shift, and is about to sign himself up for a cameo role in the upcoming reincarnation of Habit Heroes.
  • The United Galactic Federation is also looking forward to it's acquisition effort with MET Biotechnologies (the team behind the LGS-250 probe fleet), with Dr. Jumba Jookiba as their UGF representative president. Alien experiment teams to work alongside Captain Braddock are still decided underway.
  • Also, for the first time, there will be a hands-on exhibit that not only covers what happens in your restroom, but pays tribute to the bodily organs in charge of the dirty work of our bodies. Currently code named 'Journey into Elimination', this exhibit is also awaiting a sponsor deal from the Cranium Commando's intestinal and elimination units.
  • On the topic of dirty, there will be another exhibit focusing on the exo/endo parasites that call us home. A survey is currently underway to vacation goers with regards to the topic.

Again, this is only as much information as it is permitted to be online, but there are some more details with regards to whether this information is confirmed or not, as in the case of our selected spokesperson to comment...

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PS: To celebrate, another round opportunity (groan!) for site visitors to input what they'd like to see in the next generation WoL into the What's Next for WoL survey, as the thought of having the topic of health and life should not be seen as a joke any longer by now.

Once again, to whoever has interpreted this as actual news, maybe it is a good idea to slow down, research any upcoming news or rumors happening within EPCOT borders.


  1. so are you saying that they are, like really for sure bringing wonders of life back?

    1. Dear Anonymous,
      Sadly this article is meant to be an April Fools joke, as it is meant to highlight the possible worst of what could happen to WoL. While WoL may not return to its current state soon, you'll never know when such a possible moment could possible happen. I'll let you off with a moment that this article is actually self-fabricated on the spot for an April Fools stunt, so it's not verified. I send my condolences that you sadly fell for the trick, but to be honest, haven't anyone fell for an April Fools day stunt?
      With sincere apologies,


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